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Joke Wars - Anyone may join

Post  Snow_Fox on Sat May 26, 2012 11:39 pm

Object of the game is to come up with the best joke. Jokes may be question and answers.

I'll start it off.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman?
Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name. Twisted Evil

Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

lol!
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Post  JJ' on Sun May 27, 2012 11:00 am

Snow_Fox wrote:
Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

XDD gets me everytime...alright peeps post your best jokes Razz

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Post  {STR}DrkDragon on Sun May 27, 2012 11:41 am

Bit dry on jokes right now but here's one.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they play soccer?

The grass tickles their balls.

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Post  {STR}TITANx on Sun May 27, 2012 11:44 am

. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

"Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''


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Post  THe-iMPACT on Sun May 27, 2012 2:35 pm

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Mahalik: Cause you're alive when you go to sleep

CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead & wake up alive?

Mahalik: You cant go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant

CJ: No, it wouldn't. Cause you can go to´╗┐ bed and not be dead. And you can die but not be in a bed

Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place! Fool!

CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! You should´╗┐ be teaching classes![/
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Post  {STR}[GRINCH] on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:08 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................


Thi is a hard one, i know alot of good jokes, here's two that I know.

How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
She drowns it.

Why did Little Susie fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms
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